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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
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What ended your relationship with your best friend?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons